Cruisin.

Lovely song. Continuing..

Old people creep me out. Period. I don’t know why they are so creepy to me. I don’t know if it is the wrinkly skin, or the almost balding hair, or the short bent-over looking body they have. The movie The Happening- yeah the old lady that bashes her head against the window- will forever haunt me. The smell of old people is just as bad. There is an old attorney in my office who I’m sure should keel over anytime soon. He smells like death. Or nursing homes. I just can’t handle them. Gives me the shivers thinking of it.

Working with the public is hard. I have worked at fast-food and have been a waitress. I’d have to say that working with the public over the telephone has to be the hardest job. Why must you ask? Because you can’t give them the “are you effing serious look?” over the phone. It seems as though once a person starts to speak over a telephone, they turn stupid. All people, at some point, should have to go to a “How to talk on the telephone” class at least once in their life. I’m applying to the be professor.

Exciting news. I’m going on a cruise in April w/ my girlyfran Bfaun! We’re going to Mexico- where we are legal to drink! (I hope my subtle hate against alcohol has subsided by then.) Although the whole Mexico and sunbathing and shopping and all that sounds delightful, I think Brittney has forgotten about my ridiculous fear of sharks. No, no one understands. I use to be scared of taking a bath because I was certain a shark was going to come out of the drain or something. I’m positive there are sharks in lakes and I have seen one before. The first time I let go of my fear of sharks and go swimming in the ocean like a mermaid, I’ll get eaten, I know it. That’s how it works. When people that are scared of flying and get on planes, the plane crashes. (Another reason I avoid planes.) Stupid shit happens to me. I realize that it will be April and in Mexico but watch, our ship will hit an iceburg. Then I’ll get eaten by a shark when we go down; because there will not be enough life boats. But nonetheless, I’m going on a cruise!

We'll see, we'll see.