I’m not a morning person. I don’t like morning. I don’t like waking up. I don’t like getting out of bed. I don’t like getting ready. None of it. It’s morning. I’m blogging. I have a feeling this is going to be slightly more negative than meant to be.
Last night I watched the movie A lot Like Love w/ Amanda Peet & Ashton Kutcher. First off; one of my most favorite movies ever. There is a part when Amanda Peet is in a CD store & Ray LaMontagne’s ‘Trouble’ is on in the background. I never noticed that because I just recently started listening to his music [which is amazing]. So, I’m pretty pumped to know that one of my new favorite artists is in one of my favorite movies. That makes the movie THAT much better. I was just excited about that… anyways.
Well this is going to take a turn for the worse. I realize I just blogged about my passionate hate for telephone calls and the callers. BUT. It’s just worsening with each work day. These are the type of conversations that make me want to kick small animals:
Caller: Is ___ there?
Me: Yes, but they are taking another call. Would you like to leave a message for them?
Caller: Well, how long will they be on the phone?
I don’t know friend. Let me go interrupt them and ask them how much longer they will be on that call. No, that’s not happening.
Caller: Is ____ there?
Me: No, they’re out of the office. Would you like to leave a message for them?
Caller: How long will they be gone?
Me: I’m not sure.
Caller: Will they be in later?
I’m really sorry that I do not all my attorney’s play by play plans for the day. Just leave a message and hang up. Please.
Caller: Is ____ there?
Me: No, would you like to leave a message?
Caller: Are they on vacation or just not there?
Don’t panic client friend; they’re not in Spain- just out for some coffee. GOOSH.
Then you have the callers that want to tell their life story. Like I’m going to jot all that down for them? No friend. Your wasting both yours and mine life. Or the people that make themselves sound important; like “well, he called me earlier, he wanted me to call him back.” Cool, but the world will not be put on stop because your calling back. He also called his 500 other clients this morning. Get a grip.
I hate phones. I guess everyone has their stupid moments. He’s mine for the day:
Caller: Is ____ there?
Me: No, he’s on another call. Would you like to leave a message?
Caller: So, how do you know he’s on another call if he’s not there?
Good one Chels.
Last night I watched the movie A lot Like Love w/ Amanda Peet & Ashton Kutcher. First off; one of my most favorite movies ever. There is a part when Amanda Peet is in a CD store & Ray LaMontagne’s ‘Trouble’ is on in the background. I never noticed that because I just recently started listening to his music [which is amazing]. So, I’m pretty pumped to know that one of my new favorite artists is in one of my favorite movies. That makes the movie THAT much better. I was just excited about that… anyways.
Well this is going to take a turn for the worse. I realize I just blogged about my passionate hate for telephone calls and the callers. BUT. It’s just worsening with each work day. These are the type of conversations that make me want to kick small animals:
Caller: Is ___ there?
Me: Yes, but they are taking another call. Would you like to leave a message for them?
Caller: Well, how long will they be on the phone?
I don’t know friend. Let me go interrupt them and ask them how much longer they will be on that call. No, that’s not happening.
Caller: Is ____ there?
Me: No, they’re out of the office. Would you like to leave a message for them?
Caller: How long will they be gone?
Me: I’m not sure.
Caller: Will they be in later?
I’m really sorry that I do not all my attorney’s play by play plans for the day. Just leave a message and hang up. Please.
Caller: Is ____ there?
Me: No, would you like to leave a message?
Caller: Are they on vacation or just not there?
Don’t panic client friend; they’re not in Spain- just out for some coffee. GOOSH.
Then you have the callers that want to tell their life story. Like I’m going to jot all that down for them? No friend. Your wasting both yours and mine life. Or the people that make themselves sound important; like “well, he called me earlier, he wanted me to call him back.” Cool, but the world will not be put on stop because your calling back. He also called his 500 other clients this morning. Get a grip.
I hate phones. I guess everyone has their stupid moments. He’s mine for the day:
Caller: Is ____ there?
Me: No, he’s on another call. Would you like to leave a message?
Caller: So, how do you know he’s on another call if he’s not there?
Good one Chels.
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