Oh yes I did.

Mr. D & I.

No I did not:

whiten our teeth.

make us look 10 pounds lighter.

give us a tan.

fix a wrinkle.

This is naturally us.

In real life, we are truly this orange, shiny, and our teeth even glow.

I did not edit this picture to make myself look like something I'm not. Oh no sir, surely did not.

Kidding. Did I fool you?

The real, flawed, Mr. D & I.