I like lists. Lists make me have to think less because I don't have to pay attention to proper sentence structure and silly little things. So on with today's list.
Today's lessons:
- One child will do me fine for the rest of my life.
- I was not made to be a skinny person. God knew he was making a pleasantly plump lady when he made me. He created me to appreciate delicious treats and to enjoy comfy pajamas pants and endless nights of cuddling on the couch with bags of doritos and/or chips and salsa. Plus, I've come to learn I'm a happier/nicer/smiley person when there is actual food in my body rather than coffee and snickers bars {go figure}.
- Madonna is timeless. I will love her forever and will always immediately start bobbing my heart and singly loudly when one of her tunes come on.
- Thick comfy socks make me feel better about any bad situation.
- I've learned not to make too many plans in life. Who knows when it will change and you'll forget everything you thought you knew.
- I only feel clean when my legs are shaven. Weird-o.
- I learned that I am an old lady and it is 9:50 on a Friday night and I am falling asleep right here in my computer chair writing this blog post.
- Most recent lesson: do not eat chips and salsa while writing a blog post because salsa is hard to clean off a computer keyboard.
G'night.
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