In order to cease the dependence on my phone, I’ll just blog. End one addiction and start another. That’s the way I roll.
Today I merely missed death by about 1 minutes. I was outside today. Some old(er) man was commenting on the snow. Which I hate when people do that- try to make small conversation by stating obvious things. Conversation came to an end so I went inside and decided to purchase some sweet delights. I walked to the elevators and got in, and there was the man from outside. He informed me: “You left right on time. Right after you left, a huge piece of ice piece fell right where you were standing.” Yeah, I know the universe is surely trying to kill me now.
Something to go with that, when I was buying my sweet delights, I opted for sour straws and some giant chewy Sweet-tarts. The vendor man (who has become a nice acquaintance over the years that I’ve worked in the building) is a nice honest man who tells me that the sour straws are outdated and they expired in January. He gave them to me for free and told me if they’re bad just throw them away and I lose nothing. I agreed. I was thinking, score, free candy is a good mark for the day. No way these things expire. I was wrong. I about broke my teeth on these 1 month expired sour straws. So, just in case you ever get the opportunity to try expired sour straws- just pass.
Today I merely missed death by about 1 minutes. I was outside today. Some old(er) man was commenting on the snow. Which I hate when people do that- try to make small conversation by stating obvious things. Conversation came to an end so I went inside and decided to purchase some sweet delights. I walked to the elevators and got in, and there was the man from outside. He informed me: “You left right on time. Right after you left, a huge piece of ice piece fell right where you were standing.” Yeah, I know the universe is surely trying to kill me now.
Something to go with that, when I was buying my sweet delights, I opted for sour straws and some giant chewy Sweet-tarts. The vendor man (who has become a nice acquaintance over the years that I’ve worked in the building) is a nice honest man who tells me that the sour straws are outdated and they expired in January. He gave them to me for free and told me if they’re bad just throw them away and I lose nothing. I agreed. I was thinking, score, free candy is a good mark for the day. No way these things expire. I was wrong. I about broke my teeth on these 1 month expired sour straws. So, just in case you ever get the opportunity to try expired sour straws- just pass.
Your welcome for the heads up.
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